1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,902 encoded by nItRo ====== - Previously on awkward... - You're suspended. 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:04,937 - You will all be submitting an essay 3 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:09,541 For this year's issue-- "heroes and villains." 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,442 - Let's just get out of here. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,144 You're just my guidance counselor, 6 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,545 And a sucky one at that! 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:17,116 It was time for me to take that bitch down. 8 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,052 [bell ringing] 9 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,087 - A piece of writing was never more perfect 10 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:25,324 Than in that fleeting moment between finishing it and hearing 11 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,092 Someone else's opinion. In that moment, 12 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:31,897 My val expose was still pure, still poetry, still-- 13 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,465 - Pass. - What? 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,299 - I am not gonna publish this. 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,835 -I couldn't let my "tell all" become a "tell none." 16 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:37,770 - That's censorship! 17 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,238 - Maybe, but that is bull[bleep], 18 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,507 And the literary magazine does not print crap. 19 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,042 - It's all true. - Ms. Marks called 20 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:43,742 You for dating advice, 21 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,911 She listed you as her personal emergency contact, 22 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,346 And she made you touch her breast? 23 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,580 - She thought she had a lump. 24 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,449 - Troubling, but still "no." 25 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,085 You wasted your suspension passing this kidney stone, 26 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:56,288 And I'm not gonna print it. - Why? 27 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,756 Is it too long? - Nope. 28 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:58,690 - Too short? 29 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,925 - Nope. - Bad spelling? 30 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,226 Typos? - Are you still here? 31 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:01,960 - I'm not leaving until 32 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:05,798 You tell me why you won't print it. 33 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,599 - Because it's cruel. - Cruel? 34 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,101 The man had invented the concept. 35 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:13,072 You told me to write the truth, and this is the truth. 36 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,406 You have to put it in the magazine. 37 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,241 You said you wouldn't censor us. 38 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,776 - What if someone wrote a piece like this 39 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,411 About you, pointing out all of your flaws? 40 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,547 - If it were true, then I'd deserve it, 41 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,348 Just like she does. 42 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,883 - Jenna, words have power, 43 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:29,621 And that's something that all writers need to understand. 44 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:36,728 This book had a huge impact on my journey as a writer. 45 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,531 Maybe it can do the same for you. 46 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,966 - Hart's favorite book. 47 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,968 I couldn't wait to not read it. 48 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,002 - As for your piece, 49 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:44,837 I cannot stop you from 50 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,739 Still-birthing it into the world. 51 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:51,443 I just want you to think it over. 52 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,177 - Fine. 53 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,980 But I'm not gonna change my mind. 54 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,783 It felt good to defy authority, 55 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:02,287 And I could stand by my words and still look val in the eye... 56 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,659 For a moment. 57 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,798 [mideau's feet to the sun] 58 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,333 ♪ 59 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,702 - Jenna, my girl? 60 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,937 Can we just thaw our suspension tension? 61 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:22,241 We both said a lot of things we probably regret. 62 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,742 Mostly you said them - I don't regret anything. 63 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,145 - Live without regret. That's my motto too. 64 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:29,047 Let's just end this struggle with a snuggle. 65 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,216 - Let's not. 66 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,017 ♪ 67 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,119 - ♪ I'll take the advice ♪ 68 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,154 - It's cool. 69 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:38,090 We're still friends. Friends fight. 70 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:40,092 It'll only make us stronger! 71 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,560 - Want stronger leadership? 72 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,561 Don't be a sucker. 73 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,464 Vote abby martin for freshman treasurer. 74 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,199 - Do I have food in my braces? 75 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,734 Does my backpack have wheels? 76 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,436 Do I wonder what a penis feels like? 77 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,738 No! Why? 78 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,373 'cause I'm not a freakin' freshman! 79 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,709 - I'm sorry. - Yes, we'll take some candy. 80 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,710 Good luck. 81 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,212 - [laughs] well played. 82 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,648 - But these sweets are a sour reminder. 83 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,450 A.S.B. Elections are next week, and jake has done nothing for 84 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,353 His presidential campaign. Can you secure the asian vote? 85 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,955 - Ooh, are you jake's campaign manager? 86 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,991 - No, I'm his life manager, which includes his campaign. 87 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,395 If he's gonna win, he has to wake the sleeping dragon. 88 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,063 - Done! I say, asians do. 89 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,399 - Can you have them put a hit out on jenna's new personality? 90 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,968 - Ugh, I just wish she'd be herself. 91 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,670 - Be "herselves" is more like it. 92 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,371 Maybe she's having a hard time seeing 93 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,040 Through her pretentious fake glasses. 94 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,709 - [chuckles] [toilet flushes] 95 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:37,382 - I didn't care what the bitches thought. 96 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,420 I had collin. 97 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,956 Mr. "hart-less" won't publish my essay 98 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,490 Because he says it's cruel. 99 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,259 Can you believe that? - It is. 100 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:51,230 But it's also insightful and controversial, 101 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,032 Like all great writing. 102 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,867 Hey, so I'm taking you out tonight. 103 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,369 My buddy dave osokow can get us 104 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,470 Into a pop-up club downtown. 105 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,105 - Can't. Still grounded. 106 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,206 - So what? - I know. 107 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,641 I just can't deal with 108 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,809 My parents' bull[bleep]. 109 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,812 - Okay. But, can we at least 110 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,981 Take the long way home? 111 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,782 - Definitely. 112 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,284 - Where are your posters? 113 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,119 Your opponent myles has tons. 114 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,788 - Myles needs posters. He has no brand awareness. 115 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,424 I don't need posters. - You're too complacent. 116 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,227 You need to step it up. No campaign, no gain. 117 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:25,230 Here is a list of things we should be doing. 118 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,601 - "aggregate polling data." - mm-hmm. 119 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,370 - What does that even mean? 120 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,537 Look, I know how to win. 121 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:35,540 I've done it every year without your list. 122 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,377 [sighs] I'm sorry. 123 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,245 How about I come over tonight and we make posters? 124 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,781 - Yes! We'll promote your platform 125 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,348 In puff paint. 126 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,183 [bleep], I hope I have enough puff paint. 127 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:48,620 Who am I kidding? Of course I do. [giggles] 128 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,554 - [sighs] 129 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,357 I'm still shivering from jenna's cold shoulder. 130 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,893 - Oh, you think it's bad for you? 131 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,429 Imagine living with her. 132 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,867 Val! - Huh? What? Sorry. 133 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:02,868 We need to do something. 134 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,837 If only there was some way we could intervene. 135 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,806 That's it! An intervention! 136 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:11,009 But who's gonna lead it? 137 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,246 - Don't you do that stuff for a living? 138 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,915 - Not well, l-dawg. Not well. 139 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,018 We'll need an expert. - [sighs] 140 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:20,585 I know one! 141 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,721 - I've been to tons of these things. 142 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,190 - Excellent. Can you walk us through what to expect? 143 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:25,924 - Mm. 144 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,094 You know, come to think of it, I really don't remember much. 145 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,196 I was fairly high when it was happening. 146 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,130 - I'm nervous. 147 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,166 I'm gonna need someone else to go first. 148 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,634 - [gasps] can I go first? 149 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,302 I'd love the chance to tell jenna 150 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,970 All the different ways she's been a disappointment. 151 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:42,774 And don't worry, I won't hold anything back. 152 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,675 There's no time limit, right? 153 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,045 - Maybe you should be the silent peer presence. 154 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,749 How's your supportive nod? 155 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,753 - I've never thrown an intervention before, 156 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,221 But luckily, google has. 157 00:05:56,223 --> 00:06:00,926 I hid all the sharp objects, and I put out plenty of tissues. 158 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:04,196 And, oh, I almost forgot. I got munchies. 159 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:07,065 - Ladies, I really should be the one leading this intervention. 160 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,467 - [forced laugh] - today alone, 161 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,669 I got two people to stop drinking. 162 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,870 - And only three or four to start. 163 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,339 - If any of you knew anything about anything, 164 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,907 You'd know that my twitter feed, 165 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,243 @yourharshtruth, is blowing up. 166 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,113 People can't get enough of my unfiltered advice. 167 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:24,683 - Someone wants your advice? - Yes. 168 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,418 And here's a tip for free-- 169 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,387 That top comes in your size too. 170 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:31,022 We already know your boobs are huge. 171 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,691 - Why is she here again? 172 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:33,825 - You wanted a peer presence, 173 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,460 And lil bitch has no friends. 174 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,729 - Right. 175 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,563 - Okay, here she comes. 176 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,167 Places, everybody! - Oh! Oh! 177 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,702 - [sighs] - oh, god. 178 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:47,572 - Act natural. [door closes] 179 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,508 - What's going on here? 180 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:53,311 - Oh! They just dropped by... 181 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,447 Unexpectedly. - Oops. 182 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,782 - Why don't you come chat with us? 183 00:06:56,784 --> 00:07:02,020 - Yes, come sit in this semicircle of furniture, 184 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,156 Where we can all see each other clearly 185 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:08,193 And feel encouraged to share. 186 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,405 - So. - So. 187 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,809 - So. 188 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:24,309 - [sighs] 189 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:27,279 Lil bitch, this is your intervention, unh. 190 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,780 - What? - What? 191 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,981 I-I think we were supposed to 192 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,317 Build to the issue in a gentle way. 193 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,486 - Yes. Let me explain. 194 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:37,489 Jenna, you have a problem. 195 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,723 You're an ass[bleep]. 196 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,926 - Yet again, the gentle intent was lost. 197 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:44,563 - Honey, we're just worried about you. 198 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,899 - You've been distant, and... 199 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,533 - Irritable. 200 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,135 - You've lost all your friends. 201 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:54,105 - You could use a good hair scrub. 202 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,241 - Wow. 203 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,075 I'm touched. 204 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,812 I so appreciate your concern. 205 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,446 Thank you, mom. 206 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,215 I really needed this wake-up call. 207 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:06,585 - I mean, uh, actually, it was--it was my idea. 208 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,853 - Of course. 209 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,689 Can I say something? - Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:14,526 - You're all a bunch of hypocrites. 211 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,562 So [bleep] off! 212 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,503 - My accusers were two losers, one user, and an abuser. 213 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,571 They were the last people I would listen to, 214 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,007 And I was sick and tired of people telling me 215 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,342 What I should and shouldn't do. 216 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,676 I was gonna do what I wanted, 217 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,812 When I wanted, and with whom I wanted. 218 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,380 No one was gonna stop me. [computer chirps] 219 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,516 - ♪ singing till the sun comes up ♪ 220 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:41,253 ♪ you ain't getting a hold of me ♪ 221 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,856 - Valerie thought I needed a wake-up call? 222 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,157 - ♪ bones bleeding if bones can bleed ♪ 223 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,593 - But in reality, she was about to get one. 224 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:53,565 - ♪ sore and seething all in harmony ♪ 225 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,735 ♪ you ain't getting a hold of me ♪ 226 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,304 - Honey? 227 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,138 I-I-- 228 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,207 - ♪ I can't believe you're serious ♪ 229 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,342 - Damn it! We didn't secure the perimeter. 230 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,577 - ♪ short tail, long legs ♪ 231 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:06,444 - Can we drink now? 232 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,114 - [sighs] both: Yes! 233 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,350 - I didn't know when the sisterhood 234 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,586 Of the blathering skanks would be back, 235 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,187 And I wasn't gonna stick around to find out. 236 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,689 - ♪ dragging behind me ♪ 237 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,759 ♪ torn sails whipping in the cold dark sea ♪ 238 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,127 - Hey. Count me in for tonight. 239 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,196 - ♪ you ain't getting a hold of me ♪ 240 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,298 - Holy crap! 241 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,566 - I've selected different colors based on 242 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,569 Which hallways they'll hang in, and I've cross-referenced them 243 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,971 With my election week outfits. 244 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,206 This, candidate rosati, 245 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,543 Is your prototype "poster with the moster." 246 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,744 - That is awesome. 247 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,879 - Told you so. - You did. 248 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,081 You can totally make all my posters. 249 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,617 - Uh, I can make your posters? 250 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,251 - Yeah. - Jake! 251 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:50,288 This is not a free ride, this is a "we" ride. 252 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,623 We're doing this together. 253 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,926 You need to make posters so that you can shine through. 254 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,227 - Okay, pass me a marker. 255 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,598 - Which color? - Whatever. 256 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,444 - Okay! 257 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,778 One down. 258 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,246 - "jake 4 prez"? 259 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,748 This isn't a text! 260 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,616 Flesh it out. 261 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,551 You have to take a stand on issues, 262 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,220 Like the sale of flaming hot cheetos. 263 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,156 Do you favor the flavor, or spurn the burn? 264 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,358 You can't be apathetic. - Okay. 265 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,060 Fine. Hand me another poster board. 266 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,264 - Mm-hmm. - And this time, the, uh... 267 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:37,869 Green marker, please. 268 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,611 - Let me get you a plate. 269 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,113 - I'm going out. 270 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,750 - Uh, no, you're not. You're grounded. 271 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,550 - Which means what, exactly? 272 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:56,187 Because as far as I see it, I'm about to leave. 273 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,023 - Okay, you are out of control, 274 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,290 And you're ruining your life. 275 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,661 - No, you're ruining my life, just like you ruined yours. 276 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,362 You know what? You don't even have a life. 277 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,732 The only job you've had for 17 years is being a mom, 278 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,000 And you suck at it! 279 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,202 - Do not talk to your mom that way. 280 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,937 - Why not? Are you gonna give her 281 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,240 The wake-up call she needs? 282 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:19,144 - If you leave-- - what? 283 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,281 - Don't come back. - Lace-- 284 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,717 - No, kevin. 285 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,920 Don't come back. 286 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,897 [dance music] 287 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,033 ♪ ♪ 288 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,302 - Far cry from palos verdes, huh? 289 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,036 - It was. 290 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,038 The pop-up club had popped up 291 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:47,806 At the perfect time. 292 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,109 There was no place like away from home. 293 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,316 - You made it! 294 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,319 - And you made it too. 295 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,255 - Hold on. I think I hate that girl. 296 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,928 - So random running into angelique here. 297 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,897 - Actually, I invited her. Is that cool? 298 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,034 - I was with the coolest guy at the coolest club in town. 299 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,103 How could I not be cool with it? 300 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,704 Of course. 301 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,273 - Jenna spoke the truth. 302 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,742 I'm a terrible mom. 303 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:28,113 I failed her, and then I drove her away. 304 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:28,813 I have to fix this. 305 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,750 I have to tell her she can come home. 306 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,920 - No! - Wha-- 307 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,721 - No? - No! 308 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,125 Lace, you showed her the tough love she deserves. 309 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,159 - But maybe I was too tough. 310 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,027 - Frankly, I don't think you were tough enough. 311 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:47,665 If she wants to be independent, she can learn the hard way, 312 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,434 On the streets. 313 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,171 Alone. With thugs... 314 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,340 And rapists. 315 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,542 Oh, god, our baby. 316 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,877 - No! - [grunts] 317 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,714 - Don't break! - But she needs her daddy! 318 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,314 - [panting] 319 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,517 - I think you just broke your phone. 320 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,453 - That was my phone. 321 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,522 Well, good. 322 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,324 Because we can't let her manipulate us. 323 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,793 We have to stay strong. 324 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,861 It is time for tough love. - I can't. 325 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,129 - You can. - I don't want to. 326 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,964 - That's why it's tough. 327 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,599 - Okay. You're right. 328 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,668 Let's just hope, wherever she is, 329 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,702 Jenna is making good choices. 330 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,539 - ♪ my fire is wild - brain eraser, or gut rot? 331 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,708 - Brain eraser. - Gut rot. 332 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,179 - Whoo! - ♪ my rage is deep ♪ 333 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,313 [cheers and applause] 334 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,549 - Yeah! All right! 335 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,751 - ♪ one black eye ♪ 336 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,019 - Yeah, all right! 337 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,122 - Taking it to the next level. - ♪ busted teeth 338 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,192 - Speaking of next level. 339 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,261 - [gasps] ooh! - Either angelique really 340 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,029 Liked candy, or-- 341 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,064 - Tonight's festivities are brought to you 342 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,133 By the letter "x." 343 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,301 - ♪ you really light me up ♪ 344 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,037 - In the moment, I didn't know if my mind 345 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,205 Could take any more expanding, 346 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,140 So I blamed it on my bladder. 347 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:06,644 I need to use the bathroom. Be right back. 348 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,615 - ♪ you really light me up ♪ - ♪ oh, oh, oh 349 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,018 [muffled music] 350 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,957 - Bathroom line shots! 351 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,361 - Sorry I ran away. 352 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,929 - You ran away? 353 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,031 - Wasn't it obvious? - [laughs] yeah. 354 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:32,437 - I just didn't feel ready to try ecstasy for the first time. 355 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,739 - Oh, no. I feel awful. 356 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,875 - What? No, it's fine. 357 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,676 Why would you feel bad? 358 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:44,682 - I put the "e" in your drink. 359 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,755 [dance music] 360 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,023 - I was through the looking glass, 361 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,992 And apparently down the "grab it" hole, 362 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,128 And the ecstasy was definitely having an effect... 363 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,763 On collin and angelique. 364 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,464 I, on the other hand, 365 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,032 Was way too freaked out to be blissed out. 366 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,702 - Hey, feel this. It's amazing. 367 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,871 - Oh, amazing. 368 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,539 Here, jenna, you gotta feel. 369 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,009 - Yeah, it's amazing. 370 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,377 It wasn't amazing. 371 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,879 - I love you guys. 372 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,219 - Um, shouldn't we do this somewhere in private? 373 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,888 - Oh, no, she's cool, you're cool, right, ang? 374 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,658 - Yeah. I'm totally cool. 375 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,663 - Okay. 376 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,965 Angelique was definitely cool, 377 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,634 And not afraid of beard burn... 378 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,639 Or, boundaries. 379 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:43,708 - Jake! 380 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,243 You need to push your boundaries! 381 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,345 Get out of your comfort zone! 382 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,714 Go don draper on this paper. 383 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,316 Take the time to make it rhyme. 384 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,117 Don't be bitter, add more glitter! 385 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,786 - Stop it! - Rhyming? 386 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,687 - No, telling me what to do! 387 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,323 You're suffocating me. - I'm trying to help you. 388 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,424 - No, you're trying to turn me 389 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,892 Into the prototype of a perfect boyfriend. 390 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,796 And I try, and I try everything that you say! 391 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,763 But you still have more criticism. 392 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,334 - I'm sorry that I want us to work on our relationship. 393 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,703 - "us"? I do all the work. 394 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,138 - You don't think I work to be a good girlfriend? 395 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,107 I just made you 20 posters! 396 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,141 - That I didn't ask for! 397 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,810 You think you know better about everything! 398 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:23,348 Well, this is the one thing that I know how to do, and you don't. 399 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,116 You would make the worst president ever! 400 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,284 I don't need rhyming slogans, 401 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,287 Or glitter, or to dot my "I"s with little stars. 402 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,491 I can write anything on my posters and still win! 403 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,161 - Oh, yeah? 404 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,465 Could you write this? 405 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,467 - You wouldn't dare. 406 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,837 - Oh, wouldn't I? 407 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,773 - Put that glitter down. 408 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,849 [club music] 409 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,551 - So, there was an excess caress. 410 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,119 It was okay. 411 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,022 It wasn't like I was in a threesome. 412 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,958 And she had to put her hand somewhere. 413 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,161 It definitely didn't mean I was in a threesome. 414 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,398 Or, I was in a threesome. 415 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,899 I'm not comfortable. 416 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,168 - Take off your jacket. - I'll help you. 417 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,670 - No. No. 418 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,939 I need to go home. Right now. 419 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,576 - Oh. Okay. 420 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,779 See ya. 421 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,747 [both moaning] 422 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:34,685 - I may have been high, but I'd never felt so low. 423 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,753 I was scared, alone, 424 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,657 And my lack of cash or credit matched my lack of options. 425 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,961 I had to call someone. - ♪ it starts turning it on ♪ 426 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,799 Not my parents... - ♪ this is it 427 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,967 - Or my friends. 428 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:54,272 There was only one last resort, and I was desperate. 429 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,342 - ♪ not shutting off ♪ 430 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,511 - Hey, it's me. 431 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,113 Can you come pick me up? 432 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,782 - ♪ the sun is moving in 433 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,397 [ambient electronic music] 434 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,299 ♪ ♪ 435 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:21,799 - [sighs] 436 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:27,071 Do you need me to stop and get you some water or something? 437 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,240 - I'm okay. 438 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:37,548 ♪ 439 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,424 - It's just an earring. 440 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,627 - But it's not mine. 441 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:57,935 ♪ 442 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,278 - [crying] 443 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:15,586 ♪ 444 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,959 - [sighs] 445 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:28,599 Is there anything else you need me to do? 446 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,539 - Can you hold me? 447 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:38,709 - [softly] yeah. 448 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:43,314 - Thank you for being my hero. 449 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,283 [soft music] 450 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,386 - That's all I ever wanted to be. 451 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:56,060 ♪ 452 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,962 [engine starts] 453 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:06,270 ♪ 454 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,147 [soft music continues] 455 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:20,918 ♪ 456 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,188 - Next on awkward... - Hey, guys! 457 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,156 - Hey. - Hi. 458 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,057 - During my sanity sabbatical, 459 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,759 I wrote a mean essay about val for the lit magazine. 460 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,329 - Don't worry, people only read the experior 461 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,129 For the sex stories. 462 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,998 Nobody's gonna bother with your essay. 463 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,400 - Your essay is awesome! 464 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,368 - That's why you're sorry? 465 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,537 - Is there something else I should be apologizing for? 466 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,206 - Did you sleep with angelique? ====== encoded by nItRo